I took yesterday off coffee, did a lot of chilling in the evening, slept well, had coffee this morning, and now I’m hype. Gonna catch the fire while it’s there. My mind is racing so bear with me through this disorganized mumbo jumbo. I’ll keep going until the energy fades and I start my actual …
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Men’s pants today are so, so gay. I would know. I used to be gay myself. I became interested in fashion for a couple of years in my late teens. Not “high fashion.” More along the lines of menswear/streetwear/whatever I liked. I followed TheStyleBlogger and talked shit on /fa/. You would never catch me out …
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As Halloween approaches, I ponder the concept of trick-or-treating. Halloween. Hallow’s Eve. I don’t know much about it. I could do a quick Wiki and pretend I do, but I don’t and I don’t care to either. Some assholes a few hundred years ago who believed in witches or some shit got together and did …
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So we moved like 6 months ago and I’m still doing a bunch of new house shit. It’s taking far longer than expected. I’m getting around to wall decor. It’s still a juggling act with where exactly what’s gonna be, but I figure let’s hang some clocks. Gotta know the time, right? Right. So I …
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This isn’t much of a story. It doesn’t have much of a beginning or much of an end. The protagonists aren’t all that sympathetic. And I can’t think of some grand take-away. Maybe you can. But I did have a dream about this guy last night. We haven’t spoken in probably 13 years. I’m up …
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Oh fuck man. I quit drinking so I’m out the game unfortunately. I was spending like $800/month on drunk Uber Eats and Grubhub. Mexican food of course. But not burritos. That’s chump shit. You get tacos. And you get a lot. You get one of each. Maybe 2-3. With all the fiiiixins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG97kfnaFOA So you …
Do you enjoy a brisk walk? Do you enjoy multitasking by making calls on your brisk walks? Does the treacherous wind make it sound like you’re taking calls from under a passing train? Artie got the fix for you! In audio recording, you use pop filters to get rid of the abrasive sounds made by …
I loathe air travel. Let me tell you about our 5-hour layover in Manila the other day. We’re flying from Tokyo to Melbourne with a stop-over in Manila. My wife’s mom, who’s Filipino, warned us to watch everything they do because they’ll drop a bullet in your luggage and ask for money not to arrest …
Do you think there were any Jews sitting in concentration camps talking about how they must be careful not to put all Nazis in a bucket? Or do you think they were pretty confident that what was happening was an atrocity? Racism is a stupid word because we’re all one race. We are the Human …
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